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Super Ninja Spirit Detective Hour


Host: Fensake Kakuheki, the Ninja Spirit Detective.

Producer: Fensake, The dark-minded psychopath

Special Guest: Giuli Calegoretta


-Tv Turns on to Statis that slowly clears to show a man in black body stockings on a bright and Colorful Stage-


Fensake: Hey their kiddo's and Kiddette's and creepy wierdo's who watch this because they want to pretend they do it for the artist when it's really cause they have disturbing fantasies about the characters in it despite the fact that are hor- I mean adults.

Welcome the Super Ninja Spirit Detective Hour. This is our pilot episode and we hope you all enjoy watching it while we enjoy making it for you. This week we have a special hour long segment in honor of the pilot in which we will Visit the greatest protectors of the Spirits, and even their worst enemy. Along the way we'll show you a sneak peek at our special guest questionnaire segment and even visit the wonderful staff behind all of it.

Without Further ado, let us be away on our Ninja Mission![/center]

Spoiler:
 


*FLASHBOMB*


-Within Seireitei's greatest Sanctum the Captains Hall-
Yamaji: We are at times of war, you all must prepare your squadrons for anything.

Jiro: Got it.

Hanatarou: Uhmo...Yes. Understood.

Deisuke: We will prepare immediately.

Lychee: There's a Camera crew and a wierd guy in here.

Fensake: We have been spotted, Nobody...Move.

Camera Crew: *Disappears into the shadows.

Fensake: *disappears before re-appearing right in the middle of the group in a ridiculous pose*

Kazuki Jin: I...does he know we can see him?

Kakashei: I don't think he remembers he realizes his producer got the okay to sit in today.

Lychee: THEY'VE BEEN HERE THIS WHOLE TIME!?

Kazuki: Yes. >_> Lychee were you bar-hopping this morning?

Lychee: NO YOU WERE!

Chiara: Thats a yup.

Tenka: I'm also commenting on this topic.

*Yamaji slams his staff on the ground, hitting a well-hidden crew member in the face with it surprisingly*

Yamaji: ENOUGH! We are here to discuss the future actions, not the children's show being filmed on location.

Captains: Fine.

Fensake: So I can stop posing like this?

Captains: No. We kinda like the effect. Like your frozen in egyptian fear.

Fensake: Maaaan. *glances around* Hey don't I know those-I mean you?

Lychee: Whadja say?

Crew Member1: Oh yeah she's the girl in the pictures outside that costume bar. *said a totally normal looking pillar*

Crew Member2: Oh yeah, I didn't recognize her wearing black.*said the floorboards beneath Lychee*

Fensake: Who reddited that again?

Lychee: *grabs crew members by the throat* Yes...WHO?

Crew Member1: It was....K...Ku....*passes out.

Lychee: KUMEEEEEEEEIIII!!!!!!

*Explodes out the door to kill her subordinate*

Fensake: NEXT STOP THE STAFF ROOM!

*FLASHBOMB*

Tenka Kumou: That was close.

Kakashei: Whaddaya mean? *surfing Reddit*

Tenka Kumou: I thought he was about to tell her I did it.

Nishimura: oh right, your reddit name is Kumoutastic....hey who the hell's Kumei?

Captains: Who cares.

Kumei: I'm telling you *choke* I don't have*choke* anything called a reddit!

*FLASHBOMB* Mid-show Break Reel

-Within the Prisons of Las Noches a flood is brewing-

Lance: OH GOD MOMMY WHY, WHY DID YOU KEEP WAKING ME UP EARLY!

Fensake: Hey kids, this is the bad guys realm, guys from here are typically-

Lance: I JUST WANTED FIVE MORE MINUTES.

Fensake: Are typically-

Lance: I CAN'T STOP BEING SAD ABOUT THOSE FIVE MINUTES MOMMY!

Fensake: Okay you know....we'll come back to these guys.

*FLASHBOMB

-The Staff Board Room-

Mugetsu: We need to keep this event more open, not just for the big league's.

nycboyLC: I can manage that.

Mugetsu: And we'll need the bad guys to up the appearances, gotta start lurking where they don't belong.

Kizomaru: Will do ma'am.

Mugetsu: Make sure we keep profiles coming through smoothly, don't let them wait to long.

Mugetsu: Yes, I'll keep on it.

Lance: *inserts link to a clip fo a guy saying 'Did she Just'*

nycboyLC: Yeah she did, that's cold Muge-chaaaan.

Fensake: Indeed, these guys have their own stuff to handle.

Mugetsu: Nobody asked you...you..Who the hell are you? What are you doing in here?

Fensake: Hm? Oh, we are the Ninja Spirit Detective Show, I'm the host Fensake the Spirit Ninja Detective. Pleased to meet you.

Kizomaru: We don't know what any of that is, how long have you been here?

Fensake: Since the start, those two waved us to the back area so we wouldn't get in the way.

Mugetsu: Those two? *looks at Salt and Ereal* GUY'S WHAT THE HELL?

Salt: They seemed legit, had filming permits and stuff.

Ereal: Yeah, they seem on the up and up.

Admins: WE DIDN'T ASK IF YOU'D GIVE THEM A LOAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THEY WERE HERE?

Salt: ...should they not be?

Admins: NO!

Ereal: Why not?

nycboyLC: They don't have staff positions, they don't have duties here.

Kizomaru: They are filming whats supposed to be secretive until we tell the normal members.


Mugetsu: He's wearing spandex, I can see his...his....god is that seriously all-

Fensake: NO..No no no. It's part of my mic, I learned to suck that in years ago.

Mugetsu: NOT YOUR STOMACH!

Fensake: OH that?....>-> Listen, this is a kids show I'll have to ask you don't stare.

Kizomaru: WOULD YOU GUYS GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Salt/Ereal: Fine we're going.

Fensake: You should be ashamed of yourselves you two.

Mugetsu: WE MEANT YOU DUMBASS!

Fensake: Why me? I didn't do nothing!

nycboyLC: Cause your not supposed to be here. Those two are, they have staff jobs.

Salt: We do?

Ereal: I thought we just stood around to look pretty.

Salt: Yeah I haven't done jack squat here.

Ereal: So wait, what are the duties we were assigned?

Mugetsu: You guys were...We hired you too....*glances at Lance*

Lance: *stares perplexed before silently coming to realization and disappearing*

Fensake: Should...should we still?

Mugetsu: One sec...he'll be right ba-

Lance: *inserts link to thread showing that they hired Salt and Ereal to stand around looking pretty*

Mugetsu: Oh...wait really?

Lance: *Inserts Shrek saying 'Really Really'*

nycboyLC: ...So..well I guess the camera's can stay, just go in the back and be quiet.

Fensake: Actually we stopped filming awhile ago, ya'll were boring.

Mugetsu: How are we boring?

Fensake: Kids show, your boring. Adult show, your a plucky young intern.

Kizomaru:...guys that makes sense.....why does that make sense.

Fensake: AND THAT'S OUR TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

*FLASHBOMB* *Fensake and Crew go away in a cloud of smoke*

-Back in the Studio-

Fensake: Alright kiddo's, we'll see you later. Remember that the spirits are out there waiting for you to find them. Ninja Detective OUT!

*Fensake disappears in a cloud of smoke*

Director: Uhm...how did this guy get in here? *points to blood*

Blood: I'M EVERYWHERE BITCHES! SURPIZ BUTTSTUFF TIME!

Crew:: 0-0! NOOOOOOOOOO

*Fade to Black*
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